THE TOP TEN LIST!

One of the topics that my students just absolutely loveeeeee to talk about is marriage. To feed their marital desires, I of course force them to plan out their future wedding!

You should see the look on their faces when I said "OK class, now, plan your future wedding,"

*GAAASSSPPPPPPPPPPP *OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH *HUHHHHHHHHHHHH?????

When such an interesting topic comes along, of course there's always...

*drum rolls....

THE TOP TEN LIST OF THINGS THEY WILL DO IN THEIR WEDDING
                                                      ... raw and unedited as always (please, mind the grammar)


#10
My wedding theme will be green, blue, red, pink, gold, and some other decorations everywhere.

#9
I want my wedding to have 900 guests from my kampung. *extra from the same person = My wedding is in isolated island. (now add up the 2 sentences!)

#8
For the wedding 'hantaran', we have get many trays and I want to give him trays as well.

#7
I will sit side by side with my future wife to show off to other all people that my wife and I is completed. (my wife and I.... very good usage)

#6
My wedding 'hantaran' is very-very up, must be at least RM11,111,111,111. - Personally, I think she was still in the clouds when she was penning down the 1's.

#5
For the 'persandingan', my wife and I is sitting down side by side together to show off us couple is very beautiful for this year.

#4
I want to 'tingkuang' so to let my husband family know I is also join their family.

#3
I want golden finger ring for my wedding.

#2

I want to go to 'merisik' to find out if the woman is already owned by another human boy.

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I want my many guest go to the mosque see my husband speak out the 'akad nikah' (wedding curse).

*insert big-band jazzy ending with lots of rice confetti ala-wedding style