THE TOP TEN LIST!

on Saturday 23 January 2010
Teaching Form 5 kids about The Pearl isn't easy. It isn't easy because you try your best to drive in an idea into their head, hoping that they understand the underlying concept of a certain part of the story.

I was trying to explain to them the imminent danger one will face when acquiring something extremely valuable. So, they must come up with preemptive ways to protect themselves from danger. Hoping that they understand that Kino in the story should have also done the same thing.

So, here goes, original without editing...

*drum rolls...

THE TOP TEN THINGS THEY WROTE TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM DANGER
                                            .... assuming the role of Kino

 
#10
I will keep my guitar in a safe place.

#9
I will maintain artistic for myself.

#8
I will fight back to the people who come with the pearl.

#7
I will lock my house all the time. (I know, it takes some time before you get it...)

#6
I will not talk to people.

#5
When people come to my house, I will run away.

#4
I will make the security lock for room inside the pearl.

#3
I will hide in my house and never come out.



 #2
When people come to me, I run.
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and....
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#1!!!
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*timpani rolling...
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I will be careful when they kill me.


*insert big band jazzy ending and lots of confetti.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's with the keeping my guitar in a safe place? And the maintaining artistic thingy?

Government Agent said...

haha...

I'm as befuddled as you are. Which is why it's among the list of... "Huh?"

Anonymous said...

I'll be careful when they kill me..lolx

Had a debate with the juniors on the motion THW legalize drug. The LOL moments:

1.I dont understand why they only want to legalize drug in US? It's not stated in the motion, Madam!

2. The motion is THW legalize drug, not THW legalize drug in the US

3. If drug is legalized, people from the military will also take drug!

wooot~ Kept telling myself, dont laugh, dont laugh...bwahahahaha

YSJ

Government Agent said...

hahaha...

Oh? Debates are still going on??? That's fantastic news... I thought it died off... hahaha

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