THE TOP TEN LIST!!!

The best way to start March is with non other than the Top Ten List

Just marking essays by form 5 students.... obviously not the best of students (proficiency-wise)

THE TOP TEN LIST OF ESSAY SENTENCES... unedited for PURITY


10. For example,around drain will grow robe buny.

9. This is the signature of the formal letter: Yours trulk,

8. The forest fires will cause oil spills which kill the fish and prawns.

7. I will go to the hospital of the injured.

6. The toilet boys are very dirty.

5. The walls of the toilets are vandalising irresponsible people.

4. We will call the doctor from the animal clinic to given we all a little pit talk.

3. Secondly, pollution causes the thinking of the ozone ozone.

2. Cars, lorries, and buses have a lot of exhaust because they use diesel in 2005.

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Fish will be destroyed and will be endangered causes from oil spirit.

*cue big band jazzy ending with a spray of oil into the aiR!